Q. What is a “dime sale”? How does it work?
A. It’s quite simple, really. Here’s what happens:
- A new Internet Marketing tool / resource / report / doodad / coolest thing ever is released
- I secure the rights to sell it to you
- The price starts at the very lowest price possible (i.e., allowed by the license) – usually a single, solitary dime
- The price goes up by 10 cents after every sale
Q. So what does this mean for me?
- Speed wins – first one there gets the best price
- The faster you act, the more you save
- Even if you’re a bit “late to the party”, you’ll still save a ton of money
- It’s more fun than a bucking horse! (Trust me on this one)
Q. Who are you?
A. I am known by oh-so-many names. The Dime Master. The Master of Dimes. The Dime-inator. Sir “I Won’t Spend One More Dime Than I Have To”. The Hero of all that is Dime. The Great Dime-ino. Dime-o-rama. Etc., & etc… (the list is quite long, so my editor has made some cuts).
Let’s just settle on The Dime Keeper - yes, I think I like the sound of that.
Q. Can you explain the “dime sale” thing one more time?
A. Not really. The best way to learn more is to participate. If you still don’t get it, I’m afraid I can’t help you. (But you’ll still save a ton of money!)
Q. Will you call me whenever you start a new sale?
A. Sure! Wait by the phone, because I’ll call you, I promise. And all the other thousands of people who want to hear about the sale so they can get there first. No problem. (Note: If you do happen to miss my call – because you didn’t wait by your phone like I told you to! – you can always sign up for email announcements – the form is on the right-hand side of most of the pages on this blog, right by the BIG SHINY DIME).
Q. Do you sell useless crap?
A. No! I sell only the good stuff. If I don’t like it – if I wouldn’t use it – if it’s questionable – if it’s just fluff – or otherwise a simple waste of electrons – it’s not going up for sale here. Simple as that. I demand the best for myself (and for you).
Q. Do you offer any guarantee?
A. Yes. A full 8-week, 100% money-back guarantee. If you buy something from me and it’s not what you hoped, not what you thought, or even if you say you can’t figure out how to “right-click” and download, just shoot me an email and I’ll refund you every dime. (I originally had “penny” there, but my marketing guru said to stick with the “dime” theme. I know, cheesy, right?)
Q. Can I follow you on Twitter?
A. [Sigh]… Ok, sure, why not. I don’t go anywhere interesting, and I don’t take responsibility if you get lost on the way, but what the heck, follow me on Twitter if you must. Here’s the link (but PLEASE don’t spread it around, I get nervous when a large crowd is right behind me, watching every move, waiting for the perfect moment to…) – Where was I? Oh yeah, the link:
http://www.twitter.com/DimeKeeper
That’s it, I don’t know what else you might find of interest, so I’ll leave it at that. Happy dimesale-ing!
–The Dime Keeper
P.S. I like “Easter Eggs”…
